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Monthly Archives: November 2004

sex and turkey

Hey. It’s fellow FFAF’er Luka from Incogblogo infamy. So….Why is Thanksgiving better than sex? You can have sex every day, and thanksgiving only comes once year Ba da bump! Thank you, thank you! But really. This reminds me of a fact about my life history. The first time a boy…uhm….ever went…downtown on me..if you know… Continue Reading

The Phoenix rises…

Why is Thanksgiving better than sex? …I’m sorry to say that I wouldn’t know. This year, I’ve gotten none. But I guess I can say that Thanksgiving is better than sex because Thanksgiving only makes the ladies have a belly for 2 days That is all from me… -Phoenix… Continue Reading

Thanksgiving Sex

Ok, sex doesn’t make you fat. Thanksgiving helps pack on the holiday p0unds. Plus, you can’t keep Thanksgiving in the bedroom, you have to mess up the WHOLE house. Um, you need more than two people for Thanksgiving. You have to deal with LOTS of relatives you may not like (and I hope to heck… Continue Reading

Free For All – Thanksgiving edition!

I don’t know how Thanksgiving is better than sex, persay, but I know how they’re similar: They both put you to sleep! Bad-a-boom-ba!!!! I’m here all day, enjoy the fish. [/bad comic impression] -Kimmer… Continue Reading

Sex!

Sorry, loves, can’t go with thanksgiving over sex. I’m Aussie. So give me sex over prayer and turkey any day of the week! Now, Easter on the other hand means chocolate galore… you might have a hard time getting me into bed then… unless you lure me with chockies… or we can involve it in… Continue Reading