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The hedgehog, such a charming creature With adorable little facial features Button eyes and rubber nose Quite a picture does he pose Such a distinguished little gent Trying to anoint a scent Spikes like armor this funny clown Bristling ball at slightest sound Tail a pink hairless nub Endearing animal that I love On stubby… Continue Reading
Just do it. Get laid. That’s what I do to keep me warm. Ok, maybe not. I’m just making that up. But getting laid does make you warm… I just don’t do it to get warm. I know with pregnant people there are two extremes – those who desire sex all the time while pregnant,… Continue Reading
you could always think of warm weather, oh wait, that never works. i know light a fire, preferably in a fireplace… um, actually i don’t know, you see we don’t have much of the same problem down here in new orleans, la. although a nice hot cafe’ au lait can warm most after a cold… Continue Reading
I have to believe that all the cold down here, came from Canada. Its your fault that we are all cold. How cold was it this AM? -11F. That’s like -245C. I was lucky my truck tires weren’t permanently flat on one edge. And why are we cold? Because all the cold air from Canada… Continue Reading
I’d always heard that when you’re pregnant, it’s like having a little furnace running inside you. So shouldn’t that keep you warm? There’s another way to keep warm but you did that, um, like seventeen weeks ago I am so glad my car has heated seats! It doesn’t take terribly long for the engine to… Continue Reading