You find incredibly odd things in your purse. Today I reached into the bottomless pit otherwise known as my purse to find my wallet and found:
A golf ball
Golf tees
A Ziploc bag full of Cheerios
A bottle lid
A breast pump
A diaper (I was relieved when I realized that it was a clean one)
Several baby toys
A belt for my jacket
An apple
And yep, no wallet! I’m all set to bring Sierra along for a round of golf, just so long as it’s free.
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When did you go golfing? You didn’t invite me?:!::evil::mad::cry:
I am also finding those weird things in the laundry. My little guy likes to collect little trinkets off the floor and share them with me. Anything from a crumb, to dog kibble, to fluff. Ain’t being a Mom grand?
LOL I soooo know that feeling!
So, now you can go golfing with Sierra. She will have food & toys to play with and you’ll be able to change her diaper on the 9th hole. You’ll be able to keep your pants up with the belt and eat an apple and if Sierra doesn’t want to nurse after the game, you can pump at the 19th tee!! (In private of course!)
This reminds me of the saying that goes…… you know you’re a Mom when you find (fill in the blank) ____ in your purse.
My wife was cleaning out the pockets of her old jacket so she could wash it and found a handful of acorn caps. “Save these for me, Mommy.”
My pockets and purse are always filled with stones. The boys are constantly picking them up and asking me to carry them. Oh also dinky cars and acorns. And the occasional army guy
Love it!
Wait till you have more! You’ll be carrying My Little Ponies, binkies, a jar of baby food, a rattle, suckers, and Thomas Trains in there.