Monthly Archives: May 2006

Since My B-day is Fast Approaching…

Those of you who haven’t thought about what to get me can chip in to get this: http://www.nike.com/nikeplus/ If y’all buy it for me I’ll orgasm right there on the spot! I promise!

Poo Flinging

Wow! Who knew I was so full of rage?

Poo Police

I’ve become a songwriter…

To Do or Not To Do…

Procrastinating – let’s be honest, we all do it. In fact, I’m procrastinating right now! There are things I tackle right away ‘cause I like doing them. For example – I love doing things at work that demonstrate my computer savvy. Spreadsheets with calculations? No problem. Mail merges? No problem. Designing and administering a database?…

Who’s on Your List?

Remember that old episode of Friends where Ross creates a list of five different celebrities that he or Rachel can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad? Well here’s my list of three: George Clooney – older probably very experienced Antonio Banderas – Spanish, need I say more? Kevin Costner – there’s something…

This Is What We’ve Been Working On

You know what? Working and having a baby leaves a mommy with vey little free time. And you know what? With what little free time I do have, I spend it sleeping (all 4 hours of it). So sorry for not posting much lately. I thought I’d make this brief post better by sharing a…

Summer Is Near

Trust me – it is…