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Maybe Mommy Run Slow… Like A Turtle

Posted by Janice On March - 26 - 2008

The other week while driving my oldest daughter Sierra home from preschool we had a conversation about monkeys, where they live and the zoo.  I promised her we would go to the zoo – she said, "Maybe Oma and Opa want to come too".  I explained that they could ’cause they live near the zoo, but it would be hard for Opa ’cause he has a sore foot (calcium deposits in his ankle).  Sierra replied, "That’s ok – maybe Opa walk slow… like a turtle!"…

This morning I looked at my 1/2 marathon training plan and realized that sometime during the day I was supposed to run 10K.  10K!  I haven’t ran that far since I was pregnant with Sierra!  Being the geeky little runner that I am, I headed over to Gmaps Pedometer to plot out my run.  Once that was done I printed out my route, packed the baby up in the jogging stroller and away I went.  I took special note of where the 1K mark would be and calibrated my Nike + iPod Sport Kit.  Fast forward…..  I hit the 5K mark (according to my iPod and running route), glanced down at my watch and realize that I’ve been running for an hour.  An hour for a 5k?  WTF?  I’m slow, but geez whiz!  Not THAT slow!  In pain and tired, I decided to pack it in and head home (another 1k). 

When I got home my mind was racing wondering how on earth I could be running that slow, and wondering how long it would take me to run a 1/2 marathon?  I’ve run 1 before… In fact I’ve run 7 of them.  My slowest time was 2:20, my fastest 1:51.  I knew that I was outta shape – but seriously on hour for a 5K – do you realize that translates to a 4 hour 1/2 marathon?  So I checked the map….  DUH!  I forgot to convert it from miles to Km – I ran 6.16 miles, not 6K!  That’s 9.9 K…  Whew!  I was afraid that Sierra was gonna say, "Maybe mommy run slow…. like a turtle!".

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8 Responses to “Maybe Mommy Run Slow… Like A Turtle”

  1. 1
    Michelle says:

    Saw you post this on Twitter about mucking up your km with miles. Still funny the second time!

    Michelle’s last blog post..Stealing from Myself: Blog Plunder

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    Nicole runs perhaps slower than a turtle. I’d be a 6 hour marathon!

    Much More Than A Mom’s last blog post..Hoppy Birthday

  3. 3
    Heather says:

    Thanks for visting my blog (A Mama’s Blog) and I really like yours too?

    Are you on twitter?

    Heather

    http://www.amamasblog.com

    Heather’s last blog post..A Mama’s Blog Has Moved!

  4. 4

    Not sure what I’m “slow like”, since I don’t run. The girls (on my chest) are not happy with me when I do. Or at least that’s what I tell myself.

    To Think Is To Create’s last blog post..Help Chevy Help Autism

  5. 5
    Ed says:

    *snicker* I’ve done that.

    Here’s to the metric system! The imperial system is frakkin’ useless except for the Imperial Pint, peace be upon it. :twisted:

    Ed’s last blog post..What to do?

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    Mike says:

    :lol: Blonde moment? :lol:

    Love ya! :grin:

  7. 7

    If that was me I would be running slow like a snail…

    Don Mills Diva’s last blog post..The pursuit of happiness

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    jafer says:

    I used to be able to run for the bus. Half a block. Only took me a couple of minutes. Then I’d get on the bus and try to catch my breath enough to say thank you to the bus driver who stopped for me. I’m sure I could still do the same :)

    jafer’s last blog post..I’m Alone


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This blog is about me – Janice, a wife, mother, employee, runner, softball player, internet addict and a completely obsessed New Kids On The Block fan. My blog title is about my running, as at the time this blog began back in 2004 I was a running mother-to-be, training for a 1/2 marathon. Part way through the pregnancy running became too uncomfortable for me leading me to slowly back off on my running. Now a days “Mom On The Run” is a reflection of how busy life has become caring for 2 completely adorable, yet “spirited” little girls while my hubby travels A LOT for business, though I do still run on occasion.

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