You know, like Jon, Dawn, Yolanda… So if you can’t beat ‘em then join ‘em. Here’s what you do: go to Google and type in “YourFirstName Needs†(be sure to include the quotes) and see what pops up:
Top 10 Marie Needs:
Marie needs to concentrate on cash flow – damn right, especially since I don’t have a job.
Marie needs help, and Carole knows that horses are the answer. – ummm yeah, what she said.
Marie needs a period – it’s been 13 months since the last time I menstruated – I don’t miss it at all!
Marie needs your prayers – pray for me people!
Marie needs to pray for you more – I’ve been praying for you, but apparently it’s not enough
Marie needs to give her hectic life a shot in the arm – yep – I’m way too busy these days.
Marie needs your hugs!! – Hugs people!! Give me a hug!
Marie needs lots of patience – My mom would agree with this one 
Marie needs more exposure like Survivor needs more rats – Apparently I’ve been exposing myself too much
Marie needs the smallest number of servings from each food group – I’m not the only one who thinks I need to eat healthier.
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Thanks for calling me a “cool kid” Love your list. *hugs* gf.
***Hugs****. Those were absolutely hilarious- it must especially be nice to know that horses are the answer!
dude…you said menstruated…ON YOUR BLOG!
I tried that with mine, and er, I must be thick or something, oh yeah not enough coffee, hehe! I’d have to have a crowbar to pull out the things I need from the results!
HUGE hugs for ya!
LOL! I need a doctor, YOU, help, you, you, to hurry up, to find a squirrel hitman, (nothing), more money, and a new v8-pack function.
I’ll take the money. And you, of course, Marie
Yeah, I came up with just 3.
I guess that’s to be expected with my name.
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