Category Archives: Kids Say The Darndest Things

Kids Say The Darndest Things #2

This past weekend, we were up at a cottage with two other couples and their children. We had just finished a meal, hubby was washing the dishes (he’s great, isn’t he?) the kids had run off to play and all of the parents were relaxing in the kitchen. Our 3 yo, Brooke, went to the potty (by herself) and was leaving when hubby stopped her and asked, “Brooke, did you wipe?”. Of course the answer was no, so she went back in to wipe, but being three, she didn’t close the door. While she was in there, we all heard her mutter:

“Jesus Christ daddy, I just flushed! Where do I put the paper?”

Kids Say The Darndest Things #1

Today Cosmo Boy and I had lunch with our friends Kimmie, Steve and their daughter, Kaitlyn. At the end of lunch it was time to go home. Kimmie says to her little girl: Give Marie & Cosmo Boy a hug and a kiss goodbye. To which kaitlyn replied (with her hand down the back of her pants, I might add):

I can’t, mommy! My bum hurts!

Damn! 2 1/2 hours later and I’m still laughing about it! 😆