While America was delivering turkey sandwiches to their holiday guests, actress, Julia Fiona Roberts and cinematographer, Danny Moder were preparing to deliver an even more delicious gift for which their families will be grateful, forever. At around 3am on Sunday morning, November 28th 2004, Roberts and her husband, Moder became parents to a baby boy named Phinnaeus Walter Moder and a little girl named Hazel Patricia Moder. Link
Congrats to Julia & Danny, however I have one question – why on earth would you name your kid Phinnaeus or even Hazel? The only Phinnaeus I’ve ever heard of was Phinnaeus Gage who had a four-foot projectile enter his left cheek, then pass through the top of his head, only to have it land several feet away then lived to tell about it. TRUE STORY – I’m not capable of making shit like that up.
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Personally, I like the name Hazel. I’m willing to believe that I’m in the minority, though