Fun With Google

My mom did this on her blog (yes, my mom has a blog) and it looked like a lot of fun, so I’m going to copy her and do it too. 

Mine are in red. My responses are in blue.Type in the following and choose from the first page:

1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search: Janice needs to get her head out her ar*e

Mom, you’re not allowed to comment about that one.

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search: Janice looks like an old wasted cracker full of botox with salt on top of it.

Ouch!

3: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search: Janice hates K-Fed

I’m not a big fan of Britney either.

4: Type in “[your name] goes” in Google search: Janice goes to Joyland!

Get your mind outta the gutter!  It’s a theme park in Lubbock, Texas: http://www.joylandpark.com/

5: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search: Janice Loves “Stale Blue Balls”

I’m laughing so hard that I can’t even think of a comment to write about that one.

6: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search: Janice eats clients who don’t give her gifts.

I want an iPod Touch – hint, hint…

7: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search: Janice has been captivating audiences for the past eight years.

Nope – my blog has only been around for 4 years.

8: Type in “[your name] works” in Google search: Janice works for you

I do?  How come you aren’t paying me more?

9: Type in”[your name] lives” in Google search: Janice lives with the models, making them cross-dress for her amusement.

Now that sounds like my kind of fun!

10: Type in “[your name] died” in Google search: Janice died Alive in 1996

Ummm – aren’t you generally alive when you die?

11: Type in “[your name] will” in Google search: Janice will teach us not to be afraid to get down and dirty

Just don’t tell my hubby that I taught you that.

Alright, now it’s your turn!  Go on and have some fun with Google!


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-Janice aka @momontherun

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8 thoughts on “Fun With Google

  1. i LOVE that your mom has a blog!! i’ve been telling my mom to start a blog for a couple of years now. of course she doesn’t listen!
    that was fun to read, btw!!
    you should come to blogher before you’re 40!! at 40 you’ve got one foot in the grave and can’t enjoy anything with the other foot…kidding…i think. not there yet. only 1 months and 20 something days to go. oy. vey.

  2. I thought you had been blogging for more than 4 years. Maybe it’s just me and getting old. I believe I have been reading your blog since you started. I am loyal.

  3. According to Google, Leanne loves boys. I thought that was good than I realized that I could go to jail with that. I need to love MEN. Oy. Now, I’m off to check out your Mom’s blog. Tootles.

    Leannes last blog post..Not what I wanted

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