Hips Don’t Lie

!@(048314_beauty.gif popimg: “Strappy Thong Sandal”)And well – neither do my lips.  I’m old – very old.  I got all dolled up in my sexy sandals, cute skirt and tight l’il shirt.  And?  Hmmm – lemme see – my feet are still sore two days later.  And my back – omg!  It is absolutely killing me.  Why – you ask?  Well let’s just say Friday night I took a step back in time and pretended I was 24 again.  I went out and partied like it was 1999.  With one exception….

I couldn’t stop talking about my daughter!  You would think that I could shut up about her long enough for a Girl’s Night Out, especially a night where I could throw caution to the wind because – omg – I was staying out ALL night and I didn’t have to get up at 3 am to soothe a toddler back to sleep, and *gasp* I didn’t have to get up @ 6 am to feed that same toddler oatmeal for breakfast.  But oh no – these child-bearing hips don’t lie and neither do my lips.  It was Sierra this, Sierra that… All freaking night!  I couldn’t get my mouth to stop!  Boys would hit on me – ask me what I do for a living, do I come here often and blah blah blah…  For some reason I no longer found it cute, endearing or flattering to be hit on – I just found it plain annoying.  Can’t you see I’m a happily married mom out trying to have a good time out with her friends?  What have I come to?  The next time I go out I’ll be pulling out a wallet full of wallet pics of my daughter and saying “Isn’t she sweet?” to anyone who’ll pay attention.  Those poor poor boys – they won’t know what hit them – LOL!

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2 Responses to Hips Don’t Lie
  1. Pamalamadingdong
    July 16, 2006 | 10:05 pm

    LOL!
    i know…it’s sad. but in a good way

  2. Kimmer
    July 18, 2006 | 12:57 pm

    It was funny! And, as you know, I was the same way! I can’t believe you got all Gilberts pictures, and that I look so HORRIFYING in them all! You look smashing though my darling, smashing!!

    My feet ended up hurting more the next night at the concert from the airwalks I was wearing…go figure!