Man I can really relate to that cartoon. I went shopping for some CFM* shoes and a CFM* shirt for the NKOTB concert that I’m going to on Sunday night. Yanno, so I can look so hot that my Celebrity Boyfriend Jonathan Knight will want to ride off into the sunset on a horse and live happily ever after with me in a beautiful beach house on a secluded island. (Hmmmm – I think I need to follow this post up with a post about my ultimate fantasy).
I digress, I had a rude awakening while shopping ‘cause I’m no longer the size I thought I was and all of the CFM* tops I tried on that looked oh-so-amazing on the hangers made me look like a middle aged mom of two kids trying WAY too hard to look sexy. Yanno – kind of how Janice Dickinson usually looks.
See? NOT hot!
I really haven’t been taking care of myself the way I should be lately. Yes, I have worked up my running to 5.29 KM! And I have recently made it to the NIKE + 250 KM club:
But I just haven’t been eating very healthy, or exercising all that regularly. I bet the weight is starting to creep up, I don’t even know for sure ‘cause I haven’t weighed myself since January. Judging from how the clothes I tried on fit, I think I’ve gained weight. So much for my New Year’s Resolution. (How are you guys doing with those?).
*Sigh*
It seems I’m not the only one feeling this way: Tired Mama seems to be feeling the same way lately, and as motivation she’ll be heading over to http://www.fitin15.ca for some great tips on how to get fit in just 15 minutes a day. She also says:
“… if you get a chance to exercise today for just a measly 15 minutes or even more, leave a comment below and I’ll enter you into my draw to win an iPod Shuffle and a $20 iTunes gift card.”
Seriously? I can do 15 minutes! Heck – just walking to the mall and back at lunch looking for some CFM shoes and a CFM shirt (and maybe even a CFM purse?) is exercise! So count me in Leanne!
*CFM = Come F-ck Me
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I’ve been eating kind of crappy, too. But, the exercise has been helping me rein the bad eating habits in. Just started exercising at the gym again, and loving it!
Janice still looks great, I think…. But, too much plastic surgery…!
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I haven’t been very good about exercising or eating well lately. But we finally got a bike trailer so I will go biking today with the kids
Fuck is she hideous. I don’t know who she is and I don’t want to.
I’ve put on some weight – so much for resolutions. I haven’t been doing any exercise at all – which reminds me, I gotta go look for my running shoes. I told my snookey to remind me when we got home and he forgot.
Thanks. If I wasn’t reading this, I wouldn’t have remembered either.
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Wow! Thanks for the links. Now, have you entered the draw?
I don’t want to talk about weight gain. I’ve put on fifteen pounds. Fifteen. I’m looking for a magic solution that doesn’t mean I have to give up cookies. Or ice cream. Sigh.