I love Mikey’s comment on my last post:
OK, a little sidenote… have you ever fantasized like, keeping your used dog poo bags and flinging them at people you don’t like? Or just leaving it in the car of someone who always speeds thru the neighborhood with his stereo cranked? At 2AM? I would never vandalize someone’s property like that, but damn, I really would like to. Sometimes.
Oh yeah – I have a whole list of people I wish I could fling poop at. Like the guy who cuts wood in his garage every weekend only during Sierra’s naptime. How does he know? I wish I could rig up his table saw so that the next time he turns it on poo gets splattered all over him. And the neighbours who have run out of driveway space and park their cars on their lawns. For them I would like to open the bag and smear it all across their cars…. Hmm – lemme see – for all the yappy small dogs running around off-leash? I’d fling it at them as they open their mouth to yap and choke them with it. Same thing for my chatty neighbours – then I wouldn’t have to talk to them anymore. I could go in and out of my house in peace.
Wow! Who knew I was so full of rage?
And you! Who do you fantasize about flinging poo at?
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Didn’t you miss the neighbour that keeps cancelling out on scrapbooking dates. LOL! Holy crap! You are full of pent up poop rage.
my sister’s ex husband.
Oh my goodness.. you are so funny
I wanna fling poop at the turd that parked so close to my car today that I had to climb in through the passenger side!
I had a friend that had a sunroof on their car, and I was very tempted to launch a diaper bomb at somebody who was being a jerk behind us in traffic.
muahahahahahahahahaha
Yup. Jake-breaking 18 wheelers who drive by our house at about 70 mph in a 35 in the middle of the night and rattle our windows and wake me up from my beauty sleep.
hehe it is a good day to comment!!! I would fling poo at the landscapers that weed whack after lunch when Becca is sleeping, all the mean people that freak out when they see Becca is wearing a patch on her eye and proclaim “OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO HER EYE??” as my poor girl looks at them!
The past “boys” in my life…the ones that I thought wanted committment but I was too naive!
Hey, question, when did you start weaning Sierra? Curious!
My sister’s current husband!
This is easy, my fucking next door neighbors who like to party right outside of Brayden’s window when he’s sleeping (LATE nights weekdays or weekends). THey also let their dog ruin our lawn last year by peeing and pooing on it and not cleaning it up all winter (pre fences). And for that matter, I’d save the biggest bag of shit to throw at them for shit talking my daughter to anyone who would listen and then have the NERVE to wonder why we are no longer speaking to them.
OH, one more thing….my parents yorkie was one of those offleash yappers this week. he ran away and spent 24 hours on the lam until he was found in a forest. we don’t know how a 5lb dog survived the night in the wilderness, or running up the middle of a busy street during rush hour (according to eye witness reports). I wonder if he barked all night.
I’d fling poo at my ex…lol. And my ex mother in law.
I am way too f***ing hostile to even begin a list of poo-flinging fantasies – the shorter list would be who NOT to fling it at. And I say that knowing that it’s not actually poo I would like to fling, but rather have a baseball bat and an unsuspecting head close by. Ok, I’d better stop or people will get scared.
IS THIS A JUST “WHO WOULD WOULD LIKE TO FLING POO AT”? OR IS IT SUPPOSED TO INCLUDE PEOPLE YOU HAVE ALREADY FLUNG POO AT TOO?