Sung to the tune of: Kumbaya My Lord (I know – lightening is going to strike me down).
F’ing poo police
I hate you
F’ing poo police
I hate you
F’ing poo police
I hate you
Oh poo police, rot in hell.
There’s a story behind this:
Everyday I take Sierra Beara and Cosmo Dawg for a walk along a path behind some houses. This path happens to be adjacent to a pond and the grass is long and very unkept. A perfect place for a shy doggie to hide to take a crap. I don’t take Cosmo Dawg off of her 6 foot long leash, but she still likes to try and hide. She won’t go anywhere else. Anyways – there’s a house that backs onto the path and EVERY TIME I walk Cosmo Dawg there’s a lady in the upstairs window staring at me. Actually glaring at me. It’s like she’s the f’ing poo police – making sure I “poop & scoop”. The minute she sees me throw the poo bag in the nearby trash can she disappears. Three days ago I turned and waved my bag of poo at her – I haven’t seen her since!
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YOU HAVE REALLY GOT SOME SERIOUSLY STRANGE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD! DO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT BE GOING TO CHECK THE TRASH CAN YOU TOSS IT IN AS WELL? LOL
That is hilarious! Like she really needs to worry about poo in tall grass by a pond….I’m sure bunnies and other small animals are using as a “dumping ground” on a daily basis. But you’re a good girl for pooping and scooping in the wild!
That’s hilarious!
be careful she might be a poo-poo sniper. As if you have enough to worry about the poop factory that has two legs…
Too funny. Thank you for scoopin though. We go for a walk that way every day too. You know how dogs like to pee ever other foot? Have you ever seen Bogey kick after a pee? Well, sometimes he kicks up poops that haven’t been scooped. Not pleasant.
Poo police. Great! I think you might have a hit single on your hands.
Dude. The neighborhood where my brother lives is full of poo nazis. Like, hello, don’t you see me carrying these really obvious dog poo bags around?
OK, a little sidenote… have you ever fantasized like, keeping your used dog poo bags and flinging them at people you don’t like? Or just leaving it in the car of someone who always speeds thru the neighborhood with his stereo cranked? At 2AM? I would never vandalize someone’s property like that, but damn, I really would like to. Sometimes.
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