My neighbours are throwing THE. LOUDEST. birthday party EVER for their 10 yr old daughter. There must be at least 20 screaming girls playing with super soakers. I’m all for them having a good time – gawd knows I had some loud birthday parties when I was a kid – but the concerned mommy in me is all worried that my darling sweet daughter will be woken up by the loud commotion going on just outside her window. I’m home alone tonight and will have to deal with it myself ’cause Cosmo Daddy is at a sleep lab (ironically enough for his lud snoring…). If they wake her up I’m going to go all apeshit on these new neighbours – maybe fling a bag or two of poo at them. I think the part I’m really mad about is the fact that they didn’t warn me – if they had I would’ve set up the playpen in our bedroom so that she could slumber away there in some peace and quiet. *Sigh* I thought the Neighbours From Hell (NFH) had moved away last December – it seems that they’ve been replaceed with new and improved ones.