I have to believe that all the cold down here, came from Canada. Its your fault that we are all cold. How cold was it this AM? -11F. That’s like -245C. I was lucky my truck tires weren’t permanently flat on one edge.
And why are we cold? Because all the cold air from Canada is coming down and freezing us. Apparrently, Canada has too much of the cold air and is shipping it down here. Well, we’ve had just about enough of it, thankyou very much. If you want, you can ship it to Antarctica and stop some of the ice caps from melting.
I’m not sure how to help you get any warmer. More blankets. More hot chocolate. Spicy Mexican food? Ok, that one may bring on other side effects that you don’t want. Don’t worry, the mini-furnace will be big enough to start warming you from the inside very soon.
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